Power Of Genie

I feel we need to take piracy by humor too, Wow! They managed to Disne-Atize people who used to slit people’s throats, drown them, chop off their limbs and pour salt water on the open seeping blood, and rape. I love seeing 6 year olds going “I wanna be a pirate!” and just tell them “Then more than half of the world wanted to cut off your head, and possibly drink your blood” and smile. Pure comedy gold! Also the anthem of every proper pirate in EvE Online. I love the 0:22-0:23 part, when he turns to the parrot and says, dead serious, “YOU, are a pirate!”.

Now for some serious pirate menace videos: